For Americans, there’s nothing comparable to Britain’s royal family, and the true test of any proper royal wedding is the merchandise associated with it. When Prince Charles married Lady Diana Spencer in 1981, the world was awash with coffee mugs, tea towels, plates, spoons and pillowcases of the royal couple.
When the couple’s son, William, married Kate Middleton in 2011, audiences waved their flags, hats, fleece throws, sippy cups, slippers and tea party china.
Now that younger brother Harry is marrying his American actress love Meghan Markle, many molds have been broken, and merch is just one of them. Here are the 10 craziest pieces of merchandise commemorating Harry and Meghan’s royal wedding.
1. Harry & Meghan: A Love Story Coloring Book
For grown-up kids at heart who are also (1) Anglophiles and (2) romantic suckers for anything royal wedding-related, grab your coloring pencils and ink pens and dive into the royal wedding coloring book. It offers up 30 pages of delightful line drawings for you to customize to your heart’s content. Retails for $9.99 here.
2. Harry & Meghan Life-Size Cardboard Cutout Standup
Didn’t make the guest list to travel to London this weekend? No fear, royal watchers. For just under $60, you too can own a life-size cardboard cutout of Prince Harry and Meghan.
The photo depicted in the cutout was taken on the day the couple announced their engagement.
Harry sports a bright blue suit and Meghan is fitted an ivory trenchcoat over an evergreen wrap dress and lace-up stiletto heels. Retails for $59.95 here.
3. Harry & Meghan Markle Royal Wedding Hinged Pill Box
To celebrate the royal marriage of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, William Edwards Home has created a limited edition commemorative fine bone china hinged pill box.
It features the couples’ initials (H & M) intertwined in 22k yellow gold and platinum with a bow beneath. Gold coronets encircle the border, and the national emblems of the United Kingdom (rose, thistle, shamrock and daffodil) adorn the piece.
The base inscription reads, “To Celebrate the Marriage of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle 2018.” Buy it for about $60 here.
4. Harry & Meghan Spoons
Now you can cook with the royal couple at hand. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s likenesses have been laser-burned on wooden cooking spoons. The Etsy artist notes that they can actually be used in cooking.
The foot-long beechwood spoons are finished with mineral oil and can also be displayed as a commemorative memento. Buy them here for about $28.
5. Harry & Meghan Royal Wedding Edition WiperWagger
“WiperWaggers” are car sticker images of Harry and Meghan waving. The decal sticks to the rear window of your car and the images wave at the cars behind you when your rear window wiper is activated. The decals cost about $25 with shipping from the U.K.
6. Heck Limited Edition Royal Wedding Sausage
Heck sausages are as famous in the U.K. as Jimmy Dean sausages are in the United States. These special edition pork sausages are called “The Majestic” and are a limited edition release just for the royal wedding. They’re flavored with “sweet ginger and American mustard” and are available at Sainsbury’s markets all over the U.K.
7. Harry & Meghan Swimsuits
Those who really want to get up close and personal with the royal couple might opt for these women’s one-piece swimsuits with either Harry or Meghan’s faces entirely covering your body.
They’re available in eight sizes from extra-small to 4X and start at about $45 from Bags of Love.
8. Royal Engagement Prince Harry and Meghan Markle souvenir drum
Now there’s a lambeg drum. Because what royal wedding would be complete without one?
This commemorative instrument measures about five inches in diameter and just over four inches wide. For those die-hard fans of anything royal, the drum can be yours for about $75 here.
9. Limited Edition Royal Wedding Chocolate Bar
Harlow, England is home to the Grown Up Chocolate Company, and it’s released a special chocolate bar for the big day. And what’s so special about it? The limited-edition treat contains ginger and blueberry. The bar costs about $5 (though you’re going to pay much more for shipping outside the U.K.) and is available here.
10. Harry & Meghan Royal Wedding Teddy Bears
There’s always room for teddy bears! Merrythought is Britain’s last remaining teddy bear maker and it’s released a limited-edition pair of bears for the big event. They’re befitted with royal purple silk accessories and are made of golden mohair with silk paws. If you’re lucky, you can nab one of the 200 pairs available here, but only if you’ve got about $365 on hand.